Funny sms; 9386 messages
Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,
Batao
Chalo Mein btata hun.
Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,
Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,
Aag lagana hy
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Zardari K Ley Bura Waqt Kab Ho Ga?
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Simple Jan|X
Jab Qoum K Ley Acha Waqt Ho Ga, , ,=P;->
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Kab "TOOT" jaye,
"MOBILE" he to hai!
Kab "BADAL"jaye,
"SIM" he to hai!
Ap mairay " sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.
Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye " PACKAGE" he to hai... ;->
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Us Gali Sy Is Wajah Se Jana Chor Dia "Pappu"...!!!
Wo Kameeney Nokia.1100 Bhi Cheen Letey Hain... ;->
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Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola
Hum Sedha Jata Tha
Road Bhi Sedha Jata Tha
Hum Seadha Chalta Geya
Road Yakdam Mur Gya
Samne Aik Darkht Ata Tha Ham Darkht Ki Taraf Jata Tha Darkht Hmari Tarf Ata Tha
Humne Break Mara
Darkht Nahin Ruka
Osne Aakar Gari Ko Takr Mara
Ye Khanzeer Darkht Ka Chalan Kro
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Miss Callen Martay Ho Tum Wrong Numbers Pr,
Ye Soch Kar K Kahin Say To Fone Aaega
Ajeeb He Andaz e Muhabat Tumhara papu
"Agar Esa Karogay To Kon Aaega.
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Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"
Dost:"Kya Hua?"
Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,
Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!
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Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"
Dost:"Kya Hua?"
Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,
Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!
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Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
Krna Chata Tha "Pappu"
Magar Load Shaiding Ki
Waja Se Kr Na Saka...=P;->
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Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,
HAM Sab is Baat Par Bohat Dukhi Hen,
MAGAR,
Kuch LOG Bohat KHUSH Hen,
JESE
Zardari
Sardar
Faraz
Or
Sab Se Barh Kar
PATHAN... ;->
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~Todays FACT~
Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->
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Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen
MQM: Aslaha Le Lo
Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo
Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,
Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.
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Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?
Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!
Yar Khud Soch,
Socho
Yar
Socho
Ans:SCREW DRIVER,
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Rehman Malik mera naam hai..
Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..
Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..
Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..
Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..
Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..
Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..
Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..
Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->
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"OYE"
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"HOYE"
bri Garmi Hai Yaar.
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